Initialising 000
bitchen
BITECHEN LTD · 16884747
loading
Available — Q3 2026
Doncaster · Remote · Worldwide

We buy media that pays back.* *and the dashboards to prove it.

Bitchen is an independent media buying studio. Meta, Google, TikTok, LinkedIn. We run accounts where the numbers move every Monday — not every Q4. £24M+ managed across 47 active accounts.

Scroll
Meta Google TikTok LinkedIn ROAS Creative ops Attribution Scaling Meta Google TikTok LinkedIn ROAS Creative ops Attribution Scaling
£24M+ Ad spend managed
47 Active accounts
4.2× Median ROAS lift
96 Client NPS

Accounts that
moved fast.

/fashion-label
SHOPSTORYJOURNALBAG (2)
FW26
Soft Power.
2026 · Meta · Google · TikTok

Soft Power.

Independent fashion label, ROAS stuck at 1.4× and scaling was killing margins. We rebuilt the account from the pixel up. Result: 4.4× blended ROAS, spend scaled 4× in 90 days.

Read case study
9:41 ●●●●●
Late Hours
Akira Lowe
2026 · TikTok · Meta · ASA

Late Hours.

App install funnel for an indie music streaming platform. Cold start with zero brand awareness. 80k installs at <£2 CAC, 32% D7 retention, no influencer budget.

Read case study
Studio · est. 2014 Tokyo / Lyon
Material
silence.
001 — 042 · Selected
2025 · LinkedIn ABM · Google Search

Pipeline OS.

B2B SaaS in revenue ops. Pipeline anemic, sales team burning out on outbound. We ran LinkedIn ABM + Google Search against a tight ICP. 2,400 MQLs at $58 CPL, $3.2M pipeline influenced.

Read case study
N°07 Halcyon Single Malt · 46%
Distilled 2018 Bottled 2025 £82
2025 · Meta · TikTok · Cold launch

Halcyon N°07.

Cold launch for an independent distillery with zero brand recognition. Paid social seeded the awareness, retargeting closed the sale. 2,000 bottles sold in 21 days, blended ROAS 6.8×.

Read case study
See all projects

Channels we run.
End to end.

01 — Primary channel

Meta Ads

Facebook, Instagram, Reels. Where most of our spend lives because that's where most of our results live. Creative-first accounts, server-side tracking, manual + Advantage+ blended.

  • Advantage+ Shopping
  • Manual ABO
  • CAPI / server-side
  • Retargeting
  • Lookalikes
02

Google Ads

Search, Performance Max, Shopping, YouTube. We treat Google as the harvest layer, not the discovery one. Built around real intent and tight match-type discipline.

  • Search
  • PMax
  • Shopping
  • YouTube
03

TikTok Ads

Spark Ads, Branded Mission, Search. Where new brands get found in 2026. Hooks-first creative methodology.

04 — B2B specialty

LinkedIn Ads

ABM lists, Document Ads, Conversation Ads, Lead Gen Forms. Tight ICP work, no spray-and-pray. CRM integrated.

05

Creative engine

50+ ad variants per account per month. UGC, statics, motion. Hooks tested ruthlessly. Winners scaled fast.

06

Attribution & tracking

Server-side pixel, CAPI, GA4, MMM. We trust the math, not the platform-reported metric. Custom dashboards in Looker.

07

Landing pages & CRO

The ad is half the work. We build conversion-optimized landing pages and run weekly A/B tests on hero, hooks, social proof, checkout. Often the cheapest ROAS lever we have.

50+ad variants / mo
4.2×median ROAS lift
£24M+spend managed
96client NPS

Four phases.
Zero "discovery" theatre.

→ 01 Week 1

Audit & setup

Account audit, pixel + server-side tracking, CAPI, GA4 cleanup, baseline KPIs. We don't touch a budget until the data we'll measure with is honest.

→ 02 Week 2

Launch

First 15-20 ad variants live, structured campaigns, conservative budgets. We're not optimising yet — we're learning what your audience reacts to.

→ 03 Weeks 3–8

Scale

Winners get 5×, 10× the budget. Losers get killed. Creative cadence settles to weekly batches. New channels added once Meta is profitable.

→ 04 Ongoing

Optimise & report

Weekly creative refresh, monthly attribution review, quarterly MMM. Dashboard you can read at 8am with a coffee — not at 4pm with your CFO.

→ Ethos · The short version

06 things we do not do —

"
They took our Meta account from 1.4× to 4.4× ROAS in 90 days, then tripled spend without breaking the funnel. The weekly report is the only one I actually read.
CE
Founder & CEO Direct-to-consumer brand

Got an account that needs fixing?

Free 30-min audit of your current setup. We reply within 24 hours. No twelve-field form, no bot, no SDR. Just a real conversation with a media buyer.

Monthly ad spend

Got it. We'll be in touch within 24 hours. ✦